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Total Medals Earned: 151 (From 37 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,165 Points

Armed Prophet

Hand it Over Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/480 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/18/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 5/18/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

Medals Earned: 3/6 (80/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 11/21/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 11/21/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 1/19/10
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (120/315 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/14/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 12/18/09
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 12/18/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 3/8/10
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 3/8/10
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Acidic Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Death From Above Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Hell Froze Over Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Cover an enemy in acid.
Into The Void Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jack Frost Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/13/10
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
Veteran Crusher Unlocked 9/13/10
10 Points
Crush all castles
Golden God Unlocked 9/13/10
25 Points
Get gold medals on all castles.
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Medals Earned: 20/22 (130/140 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 10/16/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 10/16/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher Unlocked 10/16/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer Unlocked 10/16/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher Unlocked 10/16/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 10/16/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet Unlocked 10/16/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points
Crush all castles
Gold Medalist Unlocked 10/16/09
100 Points
Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 12/12 (285/285 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/3/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 9/3/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/3/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 10/17/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Slime Splatter Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditor 5 Points Check out the credits page.
Banker 10 Points Save up 50,000 gold.
Barbarian 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Beast Tamer 10 Points Scan 25 foes.
Brute 10 Points Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Card Flipper 10 Points Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Card Wizard 10 Points Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Equip Dealer 10 Points Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Equip Fan 10 Points Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Equip Master 10 Points Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Fat Cat 10 Points Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Greedy Cat 10 Points Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Helper 10 Points Complete 10 sidequests.
Hoarder 10 Points Save up 10,000 gold.
Level Builder 10 Points Get a player up to level 10.
Level Grinder 10 Points Get a player up to level 30.
Narwhal Rider 10 Points Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Narwhal Surfer 10 Points Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Power Leveler 10 Points Get a player up to level 20.
Rock Dodger 10 Points Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Ruffian 10 Points Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Savage 10 Points Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Skeleton Killer 10 Points Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Skeleton Proof 10 Points Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Tasker 10 Points Complete 20 sidequests.
Untouchable 10 Points Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Ancient Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Beast Hunter 25 Points Scan 50 foes.
Burnt Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Forest Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Frozen Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Nouveau Riche 25 Points Save up 250,000 gold.
Pirate Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Quester 25 Points Complete all sidequests.
Slayer 25 Points Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Find all treasure chests in town.
Beast Scholar 50 Points Scan all foes.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Legend 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Savior 100 Points Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Berserker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Learner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Narwhal Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pig Molester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blacksmith Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doomsday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fatty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genesis Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nuke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ragnarok Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shopper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Squire Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Swordsman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Knight Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lord Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/1,000 points)